Hungry?

Sounds like my gran

Left over wine?

Left over wine??
Not in my house!

No place like home

Nice Puppies

Bad Grammar

So true!

Sunday Lunch

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. 'I got a cook book once', said the first, 'but I could never do anything with it.'
'Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?' asked the second. 'You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and...'

Meaning of Life